This is (definitely) a real cafe.
It's (Probably) Real Coffee.
We're Mark's Cafe. We spent our entire budget on this website instead of, you know, premium beans. But the coffee exists. We promise.
See The "Goods"Find Us (If You Can)
We're located at a physical address. It's on a street, in a building. You'll know it when you see it. Or you'll walk right past. Adds to the charm.
Our (Alleged) Address
123 Vague Street
Some City, AB, T1A 1A1
Hours (Aspirational)
- Mon - Fri: 9-ish to 4-ish?
- Saturday: When we feel like it.
- Sunday: Definitely closed.
This is a map. Trust us.
(We're right here... probably)
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